Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Chinese Conspiracy Theory or I'm just ignorant


You ever wonder why there are so many chinese food stores in the hood. Sometimes you find an asian and black person but not often. It's like ALL that booty in the hood and they never wanted to tap???? Come on now. But anyway........you do see asian and white babies. Why is this?? Well that part of the theory I have not developed yet. Maybe it's because they need to get close to the man. Ok but that is besides the point. The point is that China is planning a takeover people. YESSS. A TAKEOVER Why do you think they have so many people over there and everyone is on lock? They pretend like they are friends with us and come over here and mix and mingle and procreate. But you ever notice how it's mostly asian women with white men. Men are weak.

Now....lets imagine the US and China as two hoods. We respect each other but the US owes China some guap. They don't really need the guap but that does not eliminate that fact that the gov't owes them some money. Did you see that episode of family guy where Stewie is trying to get the money that Brian owes him?? YYEEEEAAAAAAA now it's clicking.........WHERE"S MY MONEY BITCH?? so now that you understand that you want to know when the war is going to begin. Well I will tell you the sign to look out for.

One day you will be hungry and be like yea I'm about to go and get an order of chicken wings and french fries with hot sauce and extra ketchup. But when you get there the chinese food store is going to be closed. If ever this is the case.....RRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! All the chinese food stores everywhere are going to blow up. Then the chinese mafia is going to bust out of everywhere and we are going to be BRAWLING!!!!! Now another part to the theory as to why there are mostly located in the hood is that 1) they want the african american and latino community to join them 2) they don't want to fight in the burbs because that's where their houses are and when they take over they are going to need somewhere to live...........I don't know........I'm still working on it

Now, you want to know what happens after the takeover. Prepare to work. They are going to make us work that shit off and populate our lands with bad breath........NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO it's like a nightmare RIGHT? Well you can do something to avoid this. Do what I plan to do..........move to Europe. That is the solution.

**This theory is a work in progress. Something things have changed. It worked better when Bush was in office because who didn't want to annihilate that guy.

Anyway BEWARE!!!

Once again, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I am just joking. I love all people.

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  2. Uh Huh...Great Source Of Weaties in the morning :-) I Enjoyed myself

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  4. to funny kinda true ..im a look out 4 the signs thou